SQUID.
I want to touch your butt.
Anonymous

Touch iiiiiiiiiiit.

Can we be friennnnnds? xx
Anonymous

Yesssssssss. Yes we can.

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righteousara:

“You boys better stay around if you want a bite of my apple pie.”

“She slapped my butt.”

put a letter in my ask
‎A - Available?
B - Birthday?
C - Crushing on?
D - Drink you last had?
E - Easiest person to talk to?
F - Favourite song?
G - Grade i hated?
H - Hometown?
I - Icecream flavour?
J - Jellybean flavour?
K - Killed someone?
L- Longest friendship?
M - Milkshake flavour?
N - Number of siblings?
O - One wish?
P - Person who called me last?
Q - Question your always asked?
R - Reason to smile?
S - Song i last sung?
T - Time you woke up?
U - Umbrella colour?
V - Very best friend?
W - Which celebrity i’d marry?
X - X rays i had?
Y - Your last time you cried?
Z - Zodiac sign?

americasnextcrocmodel:

em0rexia:

jamtards:

im so easily amused oh my fucking god but the pepper what the fuck

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loOK HOW SHOCKED THE PLUG SOCKET ON THE WALL IS OMF G

Literally
Get it because it’s an electrical socket

witchyroses:

neopollotan:

Whenever I get sad about my anatomy I look at Rob Liefeld’s art and that cheers me up.

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WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

No, no, no. It looks great.

lucithor:

mtrenchie:

do you ever say something and then 2 seconds later realize no no nOo nOONONOO I SHOULDNT HAVE SAID THAT

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kidkoni:

blackymiles:

trendingly:

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Put it in a black person’s Afro and they’ll call it ghetto.

Every time I look at the second pic, I think his beard will explode

assvvipe:

what ed sheeran gonna do when he runs out of math symbols