Supernatural AU: Priest!Cas & Demon!Dean
Where is your God now, Castiel?
Just another day at the dildo factory.
Jobs that you forget actually exist.
the face of a broken man
OMG WHAT IF PEOPLE ASK HIM WHERE HE WORKS
I want to know why one needs to wear a hairnet while making dildos.
No on wants a hairy doildo.
THANK! i’ve been waiting for this <3
Oh hey guess what HERO
TWENTY EIGHT THOUSAND NOTES.
Proud. So proud.
This is something a lot of people need to hear or see or read. Cause it’s truuuuuuuue
little martin needs water to grow
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children.
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did.
WHAT THE FUCk
This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.
unicorns are notorious for their hatred of posturing bro culture
(I’m debating making this girl available as a sticker and a shirt.)
Sorry, sorry. Here it is again XD Tumblr is such a meanie for vertical formats.
Kill me you say. Who is the Liar now, brother?
THAT TRAILER REMINDED ME HOW MUCH I MISS DRAWING LOKI
So fucking into this, goddamn.